Sports jokes

Sports jokes

WORLD FOOTBALL GROUP CHAT

TOTTI – hi everyone I will be retiring at the end of the season

ROONEY- wow respect legend✌

MULLER- LOL

ZLATAN – farewell in advance @TOTTI

(Messi added Dybala)

RAMOS- messi why did you add DYbala

MESSI – I created this group so I decide when to

RAMOS – that’s how you created 19 chances against JUVENTUS and still lost.

ZLATAN – LOL

HIGUAIN – @RAMOS IS SAVAGE

KANTE –

BALE – hahahahahaha

LUKAKU – ROTF

POGBA – That was savage @ RAMoS

MESSI- POGBA you million pounds waste is also laughing? I’m better than you when I’m blind folded.

(FELLAINI was added)

FELLAINI – HI mates

ZLATAN – hail LORD FELLAINI

AGUERO – LORD thanks for head butting me on the derby. You did it just like Zidane

ZIDANE – don’t drag me into this

POGBA – LORD Fellaini

FELLAINI – you fell like a kid that you’re @Aguero

GUNDOGAN- LORD

PEPE – LORD THE FELLAINI

CORTOIS- LOL

RONALDO – Hi everyone

PIQUE – Hey penaldo what have you been up to?

RONALDO- helping madrid qualify for the UCL finals and you @PIQUE

(PIQUE LEFT)

HAZARD – hahahahahaha he chickened out

BENZEMA – LOL

ALABA – you did that by scoring offside goals @CR7

MARCELO – why couldn’t you and your team score your own offside goals?

AUBAMEYANG – hahahahahahaha

DRAXLER – Ooops

DE GEA – damn

FELLAINI – LOLS

GUARDIOLA – enough of all these. You’re suppose to be doing better things.

WENGER – I agree with you 4 times @PEP

XABI – wenger and the number 4

PEDRO –

SiMEONE – I think this year’s ballon d’or goes to CR7

RONALDO – thanks man

XAVI – messi deserves it better☺

LAHM – for me MESSI

RONALDO – I’m working seriously hard and I will win it.

RONALDINHO – Wow missed you guys

MESSI- RONALDO Let’s go private.

ROBINHO – yea missed you too @RONALDINHO

DYBALA – thanks to the admin for adding me even after what I did to his team. It shows he is mature

(Messi removed Dybala)

MBAPPE – messi add Dybala and remove Higuain

HIGUAIN-

LEWANDOWSKI – I know that feeling bro @mbappe

BLASCZCKOWSKI – just passing

WENGER – Lord fellaini hit me privately. I think I’m interested in signing you this summer.

MOURINHO – don’t dare try it @ WENGER

DEENEY – Lol

OZIL – wenger out

ALEXIS – yea wenger out

MIKEL- Lol English teams never seem to stop amusing me. Thank God I left

MOYES – you left and that’s because you weren’t good enough @ mikel

MIKEL – well I see how good you’re with Sunderland relegated

MOYES – I will not take that from you
(MOYES LEFT)

MOSES – MIkel why

BOATENG –

CONTE – hohohoho I laugh in ITALIAN

POCHETINHO – Conte you’re good to win the EPL bro

FABREGAS – gracious la @Pochetinho

POCHETINHO – what are you saying @FABREGAS??

BALE – he is saying thanks @ POCHETINHO

(Terry changed from 06963251 to 95412369)
GERRARD – FAREWELL @ TOTTI

RONALDO – we are up next week for ATM keep a date thanks

EVRA – yea yea

ALVES – Penaldo I’m waiting for you in the finals…you’re losing!

PAPA PEREZ – wait and see then. I will so all I can @ALVES

REUS – guys guess what!

LACAZETTE – wow what

DEEPAY – what? @Reus

CAVANI – what?

REUS -My little baby fell from the table into the box of glasses

RONALDO – what… Was she given a penalty?

MESSI – penaldo

LUKAKU – you guys are too funny

INIESTA – I’m offed

ZLATAN – Hooooo

TERRY –

TER STEGAN –

TURAN – She didn’t dive @CR7

KANTE – if I was there I would have intercepted @REUS

NEYMAR – hahahahaha you guys are so funny

CARRICK – please who has TONI KROOS’ new contact I really need it

OZIL – here 9085412697

CARRICK – thanks man you’re always assisting @MESUT

MESSI – rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GIROUD – what’s messi typing this time?

ASPAS – I’ve no idea

COUTINHO – hahahah may be he is talking to the air

JAMES –

MAHREZ –

SISSOKO – @FELIPE

MESSI – that’s not true @coutinho … My phone was in my pocket.

 

To be continued

 

 

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